Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones
you’ve got your olive oil
virgin olive oil
extra virgin olive oil
olive oil with a questionable past
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
Who are you?
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone